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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries, it'll grow a culture."

"ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?"

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."

"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"

"What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand? I can't gargle sand."

"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."

"In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta."

"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."

"If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet."