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Joke of the Day

"How many people in America do you think I can trick into believing that Brexit is the name of one of Sarah Palin's kids?"

"What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"""

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock into my girlfriend's arse"

"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."

"Facebook, where a bathroom shot of a duckface is considered hot'"

"So I asked my North Korean friend how's life there He said he can't complain"

"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady? Snowballs!"

"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."