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Joke of the Day

"I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?"

"I'm getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, ""Who does something like that?!"""

"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"

"Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?"

"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."

"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."

"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"

"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"

"You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's. Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes."

"So if google glass got a virus.. Would it be called malware or malwear?"