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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."

"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."

"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised"

"Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, what's to destroy?"

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."

"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"The groom was furious and told me I was a terrible best man. I was speechless."