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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
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"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week. The doctor told me he's in stable condition."
"""So you spend 6 bucks on a beverage that has no booze in it on purpose?"" -me to everyone at Starbucks."
"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."
"My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n."
"I can't help but be disappointed at the brand new Rolex I received for my birthday from the lesbian couple next door. ... I think they misunderstood when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"I watched a porn where the guy had a thing for older women. It was a coming of age story."
"A father of four finds out hes months behind on child support... *[deleted] 1 hour ago (0 children)*"
"Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock."
"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""