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Joke of the Day
"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."
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"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"
"""You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."" -country music"
"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."
"I've reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle."
"What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year? Pure Heroine by Lorde."
"How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."
"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."
"""I"" before ""e"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"Thanks to Day Light Savings.... ....I've masturbated for an hour and 30 seconds."