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Joke of the Day

"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."

"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""

"Definitely not an hypochondriac I'm not an hypochondriac but I fear I'll become one."

"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."

"I'm emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in days."

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"When girls or any women ask you ""What?"" In reply, it isn't because they didn't hear you. Its because they are giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said."

"A man tries to buy a trampoline... but his check bounces."

"""Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe"" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing"

"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"