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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised"
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"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"
"Your mom is like this joke old and overused"
"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"How long is a submarine? No, How Long is a Chinaman."
"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."
"Why did the man get excited when he had sex with a pregnant woman? He could tell all his friends he had a threesome!"
"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."
"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."