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Joke of the Day
"These microwaved pot stickers taste like fixed income."
Next Joke
"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."
"Why don't OSHA inspectors watch porn? It's Not Safe For Work."
"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."
"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."
"When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer."
"Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?"
"Knock knock... Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker."
"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."