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Joke of the Day
"A small joke Old people at weddings say to me ""your next"" I do the same to them at funerals *-*"
Next Joke
"When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like ""you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"""
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."
"Why do turds taper off at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut"
"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"
"What's do 9v batteries and buttholes have in common? You aren't supposed to lick them, but you do anyway."
"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"
"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"What's the worst thing about having sex with 22 year olds??? There's 20 of them."