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Joke of the Day

"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"

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"Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway. Hope you like it!"
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"How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes? He feinted. (Sorry)"
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"What does the 'B' in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"