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Joke of the Day

"There are only two types of people in this world... Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""

"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"

"I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops."

"I was thinking about you today... Just wondering where I'm going to hide your body."

"What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"

"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"

"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."

"What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute? Hey, Sex-cells"

"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."