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Joke of the Day
"What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"
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"What do you call a blind German? A Nazi"
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."
"Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? Because it's elemental pee!"
"I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough."
"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."
"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."
"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"