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Joke of the Day
"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."
Next Joke
"A husband and wife are getting married.... Minister: And now your wedding vows Groom: A E I O U Bride: Omg do u ever take anything seriously? Groom: sometimes....why?"
"Meet the parents"
"The 5 signs of laziness 1."
"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."
"Pa's being chased by a bull! Well what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!"
"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything."
"Girls are only after me for my money. That is why no girls are after me."
"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"