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Joke of the Day

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."

"Okay R/Jokes, what's your rawest most brutal joke?"

"If your cat is your ""child,"" I bet its ""grandparents"" are ""sad"""

"Grandma: what's oversharing? Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook."

"Whenever you say ""I'll shoot you an email,"" it makes me wish I could shoot you in email."

"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"How to describe the YouTube comment section They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... But some, I assume, are good people."

"How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro? because the owner will tell you"

"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"