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Joke of the Day

"What do ping pong players and my dominatrix have in common? They both like to paddle little, white balls."

"A video game where you are haunted by ghosts of your ancestors. They swarm around you and moan ""get a job"" or ""we are so disappointed."""

"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""

"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."

"Why can't the bike stand by itself? Because it was two-tired."

"I have a job as a gym instructor But it isn't working out."

"If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us"

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"