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Joke of the Day

"In other news... An airplane crashed into a cemetery this morning. 400 bodies have already been found and the search continues."

"Summing up things about this year 2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER! 2016: Hold my beer."

"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."

"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Baraccoli"

"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"What comes after a great pee? A ""Q"" I made this joke up today. I don't know if it's been thought of before, but I couldn't go to sleep without posting it for the world :)"

"Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall-out."