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Joke of the Day

"So I called my urologist... Receptionist: ""Can you hold?"" Me: ""No...that's why I'm calling"""

"What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? He ejaculated from the cockpit."

"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"

"Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings"

"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."

"My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship."

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"

"Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies."

"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"