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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house. Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken"

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"

"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"

"Business was great last year. I made 6 figures. $2,784.93"

"My friend might be hung tomorrow... The suspense is killing him."

"What is difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"I think I could start a pretty successful company that makes nothing but excuses."

"Year: 2020 Cause of death: iPhone 10 Plus fell on his head."

"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."