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"What is difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
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"I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt"
"""Woo, I'm on a roll today, baby!"" -butter"
"Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one."
"Drunk me used to set a ""Mystery Alarm"" on my phone to pop up and confuse daytime sober me"
"A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass."
"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
"40-32/2=4! (-1)12 <3 Maths"
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body."