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Joke of the Day
"If you have trouble spelling... Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you"
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"If by high maintenance you mean she looks like a stoned janitor, then yeah, she's high maintenance."
"I heard about this new sex position that I really want to try. It's called: With another person."
"During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_"
"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"
"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"
"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"
"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."
"How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO"
"""The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor"" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers"