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Joke of the Day
"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"
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"I renew my ages-old wish that there was a CD of nothing but SNL closing-credits music that you could play to get people to leave your house."
"Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
"If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian."
"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."
"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"
"Django and Bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j."
"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."