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Joke of the Day

"Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired"

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in."

"I was going to have an edging tournament with some friends... ...but nobody came."

"Son asked me what a cowlick is To which I replied, thats what you call giving oral to Adele."

"Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him."

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."

"Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read? The braille left her lips numb."

"My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs."