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Joke of the Day
"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."
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"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."
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"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."
"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"
"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"
"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"
"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"
"Women: Can't live with 'em... ...Can't live with 'em."