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Joke of the Day
"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."
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"Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours"
"A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in."
"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"
"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."
"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case? because pipe clock would have just been stupid."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"