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Joke of the Day

"If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod."

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."

"Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless."

"Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder."

"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."

"North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday."

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better."

"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"