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Joke of the Day
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."
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"Schrodinger's Hater gonna both hate and not hate."
"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."
"What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota"
"The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake..."
"It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls"
"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."
"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."
"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"