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Joke of the Day
"I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better."
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"[at a bar] me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal girl: no me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building"
"Trump and a mate were getting drinks at a bar..... After a few drinks..... Trump: What is the useless skin around a woman's pussy? Mate: I have no idea. Trump (with a smirk): The rest of the woman!"
"What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium? Pandemonium breaks out."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? It was a while ago... but I heard he's al right now"
"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon."
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."
"Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, ""No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"""
"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"