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Joke of the Day

"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"

"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."

"4: Let's hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, ""Come here, Turkeys!"" I might be raising Elmer Fudd."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them"

"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."

"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"