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"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"
"The local cemetery has been really popular lately People are dying to get in."
"I like my women like I like my milk Freshly made and trapped in the fridge"
"Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something."
"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"
"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."
"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."
"There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt"