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Joke of the Day

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"HIPSTER COP: *into radio* ""We've got a 13-88 in progress...it's a pretty rare crime, you probably wouldn't know it"""

"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."

"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."

"Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage Elves: no! Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light"

"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."

"The slogan for the local sheriff's department: ""We aim to police!"""

"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."

"When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ""HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."""

"I thought I would go and help out in Africa... ...turns out they have enough aids."