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Joke of the Day
"""Hermit crab"" describes me twice."
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"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""
"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."
"2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok."
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch"
"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"
"It's hard being a single mother If you're a teenage boy without kids"
"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"
"According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame"