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Joke of the Day

"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."

"Apparently ""cheesecake & tacos"" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are."

"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""

"Why was jesus great at rock climbing? He could find foot and hand holes"

"So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!"

"My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows."

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"

"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"