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Joke of the Day
"Why was the table pissed at Jesus? Because he looked a little cross."
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"If you really want to stick it to somebody... Use tape."
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"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."
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"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"
"Q: How do you make a peanut laugh? A: You crack it up."
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