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Joke of the Day

"A guy came up to me in the gym. ""How the hell did you get a body like that?"" he asked. ""Thanks,"" I said, ""That's very flattering."" He said, ""Not really mate."""

"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."

"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."

"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."

"Nobody is as conflicted as a Jewish zombie about to eat Kevin Bacon."

"How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."