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Joke of the Day
"How long is a submarine? No, How Long is a Chinaman."
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"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"
"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
"cw: 4 is allergic to cats & we have a 9yr old cat at home. Sucks me: Getting rid of it? cw: Have to, why? me: Is cats it's only defect?"
"Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart."
"Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?"
"Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut."
"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"
"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."