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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"

"What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron? Purple circle. /r/thebutton"

"I call my dick hard times.. Cuz birches always be falling on it"

"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"

"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? (Polish version)(NSFW) Wipe your dick on the window curtains."

"I just did one of those ""what noun are you"" quizzes... and I got ""pedantic"", which is an adjective."

"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."

"The nicotine patch is great. I get my addiction out of the hands of the evil tobacco industry and into the loving arms of big pharma."

"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."