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Joke of the Day

"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"

"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"

"Jogging, but with a car."

"Just discovered that I'm willing to drive 35mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."

"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""

"What is faster than a black person with your TV ? His brother with your DVD player."

"I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed... Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday."

"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"

"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."