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Joke of the Day

"Sure, racists supporting Trump doesn't mean he's racist. But, if I was painting my house and the KKK said it looked good, I'd start over."

"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."

"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"

"Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind."

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day."

"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."