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Joke of the Day

"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"

"How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket."

"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"

"I want my girlfriend to be a 10. Woops, bad typo, I didn't mean to put that ""a"" in the title"

"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."

"I was fired my first day on the job as a food vendor at the ballpark. A man ordered a corn dog from me. He was not pleased when I returned from the pet store 20 minutes later with his new husky."

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"