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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"

"A paralyzed man calls U-Haul... ""Hey can you help me move?"""

"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."

"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."

"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."

"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"*stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*"