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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"

"I was just reminiscing with my friends about our day out at the clock museum... ...good times!"

"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."

"My friend told me he was terrified of pedophiles... I told him to grow up."

"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"What is Hitler's favorite drink? genocider"

"[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] ""He was literally kermit the frog"""

"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."

"HI MOM. YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD. I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET. Sorry caps lock was still on from the argument. But I won."