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Joke of the Day

"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"

"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"

"My mum said I couldn't go out past 12. My teenage years are going to be very lonely."

"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"

"What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder."

"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here"

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."

"My boyfriend broke up with me today He said he wanted to celebrate Independence day"

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prostitoooooot"