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"Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?"

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"Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"
"I'm sure Santa is black... He only works one day a year."
"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."
"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"
"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"
"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."
"Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen."
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