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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"

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"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."
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"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"
"ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next Season's Dancing With The Stars"
"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"