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Joke of the Day
"Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip"
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"Someone just called me materialistic. I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt."
"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."
"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"
"My last name is Zilla."
"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"
"Well, the mechanic called. Apparently, in addition to a muffler, my car also needs a new car."
"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."