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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"
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"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."
"My penis is so big... ...if I laid it out on my computer keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z."
"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."
"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"
"Naked and Afraid, but it's just me staring down a spider in the shower."
"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"Why is Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box."
"Why don't gelding horses like to race? Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded ""They're Off!""."
"Happiness won't just walk into your life on its own. But neither will unhappiness. So if you don't want trouble in your life... then you'd best stay still and never move a muscle."