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Joke of the Day

"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."

"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""

"nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them"

"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."

"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("

"I'm participating in some vintage ploughing this weekend I'm visiting the local retirement home"

"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."

"As far as I can tell, a picture is basically just a way short video"

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."

"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."