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Joke of the Day

"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"

"What's the strongest plant in the world? Eucaliftus"

"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."

"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."

"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"

"I'm black but not "" can't understand the Winter Olympics"" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?"

"It's fun to park next to that car that's parked far away so that no one will park next to it."

"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"

"I cropped my kids out of my online dating profile photos. They can find their own dates."

"How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer? Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha."