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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""
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"A guy wakes up in the middle of the night. Goes to the toilet to take a piss, looks down and says: -You see, I get up when you need it."
"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."
"[wife calls] did you write ""make all the traps from home alone"" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] ""no"""
"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""
"My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down."
"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."
"What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck"
"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."