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Joke of the Day

"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."

"Some rude idiot just interrupted my afternoon nap by honking his horn just because the light turned green."

"What a weekend... apparently gonorrhea is NOT a girl's best friend."

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells"

"What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? He also had Kurds in his way."

"What's pretty and expensive but has no use? Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf."

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""

"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."